• me: i think it's time we have the talk
  • my future children: aw mom
  • me: when two people love each other very much
  • me: that means they are shippable
  • me: and if you yourself find them endearing to a level of emotional attachment
  • me: they are known as an "otp"
ghostthatannoysyou:

bad_news
unholydildo:

bad_news

(x)

bad_news
whenoblivioniscalling:

"These streets are yours you can keep them."

ishipitlikeups:

clevergirlhahanotactually:

idontgiveahex:

if opposites attract why aren’t hot people attracted to me

The obvious logic here is that you’re hot. 

That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve ever heard.

"I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has."