"You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay."
- me: i think it's time we have the talk
- my future children: aw mom
- me: when two people love each other very much
- me: that means they are shippable
- me: and if you yourself find them endearing to a level of emotional attachment
- me: they are known as an "otp"
if opposites attract why aren’t hot people attracted to me
The obvious logic here is that you’re hot.
That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve ever heard.